Shitposter

X/Twitter - SHITPOSTING GIG

Remote. Burner-only. No HR. No leash. No apologies.

We’re not a “Company”
We’re the glitch in the matrix that turns X posts into unstoppable physical mail.
You post the meme online. We make government employees mail it IRL as postcards.
You can’t mute the mailman. You can’t block USPS. It just shows up.

You’re already a top-tier shitposter on your anon.
Level up. Stop wasting elite sauce on small audiences.

Your mission:
Craft vicious, hilarious, timeline-dominating posts on our X.
Posts so sharp they force RTs, quotes, blocks, and follows.
Grow the account aggressively. Stack impressions, followers, site traffic like it’s nothing.

Only rule:
Don’t get the account banned from X.
Everything else is open season.

Pay:
Starts at $0.
Ends wherever your autism takes it.
You get straight percentage of the destruction: followers, impressions, RTs, site hits.
Bigger bombs = bigger bag.

Who we want:
Grade-A shitposter who’s been sandbagging way too long.
You’ve got the rare gift—cruel, clean, perfectly timed humor.
You just need the platform, the reach, and zero adult supervision.
Thick skin. Zero filter. Mid content makes you physically ill.

To apply:
DM @LudditePost
Send links to your best burner receipts (no dox, just fire).
In 3 sentences or less: Why you’re the wasted talent we’ve been hunting.

This isn’t content farming.
This isn’t “building a brand.”
This is the upgrade: from anonymous troll to the reason someone’s mailbox just got cursed.

Grab the cannon or keep farming crumbs in the replies.