Home care Grandma sitting

Now Hiring: Professional Grandma Wrangler

Position: Adult Babysitter / Companion
Client: One (1) 88-year-old spicy, sometimes sweet grandma
Perks: Snacks. Coffee (mostly creamer). Unlimited gossip.

About the Job:
We’re looking for a patient, good-humored human to hang out with an 88-year-old grandma who is equal parts sass and sugar. She loves snacks (the more the better), coffee (hold the coffee, bring the creamer), gossip (family, TV, or celebrity—dealer’s choice), and watching TV like it’s a competitive sport.

This is less “hands-on caregiving” and more “keep her safe, entertained, and well-snacked while enjoying top-tier grandma commentary.”

Your Responsibilities:

Provide companionship and supervision

Keep snacks stocked and coffee cup suspiciously full of creamer

Watch TV and engage in very important discussions about it

Listen to gossip and respond appropriately (“NO SHE DIDN’T” is a valid skill)

Help with light daily tasks and reminders

Make sure she’s safe, comfortable, and feeling heard

Ideal Candidate:

Has patience, a sense of humor, and thick skin (she’s spicy 🌶️)

Enjoys chatting, snacking, and TV

Experience with seniors is great, but good vibes matter most

Reliable, kind, and able to laugh things off

CPR/First Aid a plus

Compensation:

Competitive pay (plus emotional payment in snacks and wisdom)

Bonus Points If You:

Don’t judge her creamer-to-coffee ratio

Can handle mild sass with grace

Like grandmas who tell it like it is

To Apply:
Send a short intro about yourself, your availability, and why you’d be a good fit for a snack-loving, gossip-appreciating grandma. Resumes recommended, references required.